Mint Condition

14.04 - MINT CONDITION

Suicide Squad! Jared Leto's Joker! WOOOO!!

It's so fun when they make up their own channels!

 ...and make their own previews out of stock footage:

I'm pretty sure that's dead man's blood.

I know that's Hollywood Babylon (2.18)

Route 666 (1.13)

 Hollywood Babylon again!

This guy just looks like an asshole...

And he's a thief. Pretty sure I'm right about the asshole thing.

This dude needs to chill!

Gotta say, he kinda deserved it.

Alright, enough about "Victim of the Week." Looks like Dean's having himself a little party! Liquor, beer, takeout...

"Send Noods" What the hell is on his socks? LOL He's so cute!

Empty six pack, chip bag and pizza box.

Another empty chip bag. He's such a slob. But I love him.

Mmm, pizza! I'm on a diet, kinda jealous!

...of the pizza...

This is exactly how I'm watching Supernatural right now!! 

All I can think of right now is Alec on Dark Angel...same pose, just as sexy!

We are literally just watching TV with Dean right now. I love the perspective lately! I feel like I'm really there with him, watching his TV, in his room, ON HIS BED... I'm so in tune with show right now!

This guy kinda looks like Jared...

"Horror marathon on Shocker. Just made my way through the Halloweens..."

I totally just marathoned Halloween YESTERDAY! I feel so connected to him right now!

"Oh, wow."

"What?"

"..."

"Yes, I shaved."

"It's so smooth. Like a dolphin's belly."

I so love these guys!

"Cas is, you know, showing Jack the ropes, and Dark Kaia and her spear are in the wind and we have no clue where Michael is or what he's up to. And, not that I'm complaining, but the house is full of strangers."

Dean hasn't been out of his room in almost a week. Definitely looks that way. His first excuse is "Cas is busy." LOVE IT! ...it's that last part though, that's really telling. The bunker was home, and after everything that happened, he feels safer locked away in his room; the one place that's still his. I hid from the world for years, my room looked exactly like his, alcohol and all at one point. When I finally found the courage to leave my house, medically it was better for me to stay at home, then I couldn't leave my bed for months due a completely separate issue after the last was dealt with! At least my room's clean now, lol. And freshly painted. I don't think I've ever felt more connect to Dean before. Not in awhile, anyway.

"So your plan is to just lay in here watching Hatchet Man movies? Seriously?" I love this shot. It's like I'm there with them. The perspective on this show lately is a fangirl's dream!

"More Michael monsters?" The idea of hunting down anything to do with Michael is enough to get him interested, and when Sam tells him it's not, he immediately goes back to his movie...

Killer toy is also intriguing...the toy itself makes it worth it.

GAWD he is so cute! Not sure if those were his sleep clothes, but the shirt looks lived in. He just looks really comfy...and it's a good look on him.

Sam sure knows how to reel him in.

Awesome shot of Baby on the road.

This is a visual representation of their feelings towards Halloween. Also, Dean wants there to be more than one killer toy. He's having fun, lol. 

Apparently, Sam has a twin.... "Soft, delicate features, luxurious hair."

So Sam picks one for Dean...hate to say it, but this guy is like Dean's inner child! 

"I need this! How much?" Okay, so maybe that inner child is actually plastered all over his face...

I can just see this hanging out the back seat of the Impala as they're hauling ass outta town!

Sam's pocket protector! OMG!

So serious, it's cute!

YES! The glasses, the cup switching. It's adorable! OMG DEAN I LOVE YOU!

"The hospital reports said that you had marks on your face, your legs, your back and your...genitals." THE HAND GESTURE WHEN HE SAID GENITALS! OH, DEAN!

Looks like Sam's become the new...old Bobby. Giving hunters advice on how to kill a djinn by the sounds of it. 

GODAMN IS HE SEXY! MMM!

Linking back to Nutty because this site does not do him justice!

Two GIANT men trying to duck down in the front seat to avoid getting caught spying! HEHEHEHEHE!! TOO FUNNY!

Dean appreciation because GODAMN HE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS! 

Clearly I chose the hotter brother...lol. Love Sammy's faces, though!

Shouldn't Sam be calling someone...like, an ambulance? 

I've been watching too much LivePD. He probably just wants to give Dean a chance to find out what did this before civilians get involved. 

Close call! ...Dean's hot as ever.

Poor baby? he's the kinda guy only his mother could love...

Looks like he's gonna make it. And his mother thanked them. Dean's surprised, but he feels pretty good about that. It doesn't happen often enough.

"Everything's fine." Wouldn't you trust this face? 

Of course the lights don't work...

Oh, Sammy. Jumpy much? lol.

Dean's favorite movie channel again. So he can continue his horror movie marathon on the job, lol.

Dean gave up his candy!? Wow... Oh, and of course the mother left. She's gonna get herself killed...

"We just eat pizza and watch movies. It's...zen." One guess who Dean is thinking of...

All Saint's Day III. Dean bonding with a kindred spirit over horror movies. 

"No way a hospital is that empty." My thoughts EXACTLY watching Halloween II!!

"I mean, I like 5, right. Search for David Yeager. Cuz it's weird but it's so bloody. But, uh, I gotta go with number 4."

"Killed in a prank gone wrong, mechanic David Yeager comes back every year, on the day after Halloween. On All Saint's Day, Hatchet Man takes his revenge." Because Halloween would be too cliche, lol. Reciting the tagline for the franchise with his new little friend, lol. Dean is so adorable!

"Growing up, it was, uh...it was always nice to check out once in a while. I like to watch movies where I know the bad guy is gonna lose." MY HEART!! He really does love his job. But when he can't save everyone, or a monster gets away...it's a form of escapism. I lived in my fantasy world for years, and still visit when things get tough. Books. Movies. Television. Fic. I don't know what I'd do without any of it. I know I wouldn't be who I am today...Dean gets it. He doesn't really think they stand a chance against Michael, so to make himself feel better, he's hiding out in his room, watching the bad guys lose. BABY! I LOVE YOU DEAN!

I love watching them BS their way into getting answers, lol. Insurance guy asking if anyone died recently, special circumstance and all... 

"He kept catching Stewart stealing and to Jordan this place was his life." Well, we know he's still stealing, now his ghost wants him dead. And of course the guy was cremated! Nothing can ever be easy...

And there he is...

Carbon monoxide detector. Nice cover, Sammy! Good way to get her out of the building...

"I think, uh...a ghost."

"You are not from an insurance company, are you?"

And now you're cover's blown...lol.

"Is this expensive?" Does it really matter?

Shatter-proof glass! LMAO Nice try, Sammy...

Dean swapping horror movies moments with his new best friend, lol.

That eyebrow, I swear....

"So, he possessed the David Yeager figure at the shop and I think he's coming of Stewart."

"Wait wait wait, you're telling me that, that Hatchet Man David Yeager is coming here?"

"No, not literally, but.."

"Hatchet Man is coming here!"

This has to be the best case of his life! I love seeing him so excited about it!

Definite 'Halloween' vibes here...helps that I just watched them last night!

"Unless it's Godzilla, it's real."

And yet another innocent civilian knows what's really out there...

Since the do they actually stay inside the salt circle? And why would Dean leave if he knows this is Hatchet Man's target? 

Sam's lock pick kit is no match for this hardcore lock. 

"Do you have cleaning supplies?"

He's gonna make a bomb! lol. I know they've done this plenty of times before, but I've been watching Burn Notice off and on with my brother lately, and my first thought was: Michael Weston. Also had an extremely hard time watching that show now because of the main character's name...didn't bother me before! Thanks Supernatural, lol.

This ghost stuff is just too much for some people...and there he goes, crossing the salt line.

Oh, so he left to get a weapon. You know, there was a time when he wouldn't have hesitated to break that glass. Dean's grown up.

"Hey! Jordan. I know you're triyng to kill Stewart, but he's my friend. He's our friend. So if you wanna do this, you're gonna have to go through me. Oh, crap!"

Didn't expect that...Way to man up.

Security not doing they're job. Such a horror movie cliche...

Smart. Guess being a horror movie fan has it's perks. I'm impressed!

"Where is everybody!?"

Dean was right, hospitals really are that empty.

"Where did you learn to do this?"

"I had a messed up childhood."

I love you, Sammy! 

I'm surprised Jared was allowed to do this, LMAO!

... or maybe he wasn't, lol

Haha! Scooby Doo!

"Cool"
OMG! LOL. Sammy...

Why go to the morgue!?

"I told you to stay put."

When have they ever listened? At least Dean found him...

Really!? He was just chasing this guy! How is he here!?

MORE STOCK FOOTAGE!

Matt Cohen as Young John Winchester in Song Remains the Same (5.13)

Can't place this one, Season 9 maybe...? I know it's from somewhere!

"Alright, look man, I know once you go Casper things can get a little...a lot crazy. The way I see it you've got two options. One: you let this go and you walk into the light. Or two: I send you there."

"Time to slice and dice."

"I was kinda hoping you'd say that."

This guy actually want to help! Wow...

Whatever works! Dean is having fun going head to head with his favorite monster movie villain. I love it.

Sam just moseying into the hospital while Dean does all the work...

Knew those keys meant something! Okay, Sam figured out what to burn. Still, would be much more helpful if they kept moving, maybe a little faster...

Dean lost his axe to the bad guy. 

I hate seeing him scared and defenseless!

SAMMY!

Wait...what? Look at this guy, he's just full of surprises!

Well, he gave Dean a shot anyway...

DEAN!!!

TEAMWORK! 

"Hurry up!"

Could it possibly take any longer!? 

Whew. Sammy saves the day!

Bet they'd let Dean take it now. 

Not that he'd want it after it just almost killed him...

"Is it really over? Just like that?"

"Just like that?"

Yeah, just like Dean almost died saving your stupid asses...

"You're all safe now. Even Stewart."

Wow. Everybody lived. - Just this once, everybody lives. - Dean's first time back at it and nobody died. He got a win.

"Thanks man. You, uh, you got me out here cuz you need to get me outta my funk and, and get me a win and you did, so...thanks."

"Gotta admit, it didn't go exactly like I thought it would..."

"Hey man, I just went toe to toe with David freakin' Yeager. That's awesome!"

"It wasn't really.."

"Don't ruin this for me."

I love you, Dean!

"Hey Dean, when we get back to the bunker, man you gotta stop hiding out in your room."

"I'm not hiding out."

He totally is. But it's okay. For a while. He's been through something traumatic only to come back and everything different. I don't fault him for it. Self care, or whatever. If he needs to take some time for himself, to feel like himself again, then I say take it. He seemed to be enjoying his downtime well enough. At some point though, you do have to face the world again. I'm still struggling through my downtime because I don't want it but there's not much I can do, but what I'm doing. I feel such a connection to Dean right now...if I could get back out there, I would.

"And I get why you're doing it, I do. But what happened with Michael; you said yes for me, for Jack, for your family. You did the right thing. What happened after, just because Michael was wearing your face doesn't mean any of this is on you. I don't blame you. No one blames you. You gotta try and stop blaming yourself. Please."

"I'm never gonna get over it. Okay? I' just not. But you're right. I'm not doing anybody any good just staying cooped up in my room, so whatever you need, I'm there. Alright, Chief?"

I'm so glad Sammy's saying all this. It's everything I want to tell him! I've had an entire summer to reflect and there really was no other choice. I hate that he said yes, but he did the right thing. And although no one blames him, there's not way he'll ever stop blaming himself. I just hope Sam and Cas, Mary and Bobby keep showing him it doesn't matter and maybe one day Dean will believe it because they do. I do still love that Dean has a room to be cooped up in. 

I really never needed to know why Sam hates Halloween...I wouldn't be able to get over it either, Sammy.

And now that Dean knows it's stupid, they're doing it right next year! I love these guys so much!

"I'm thinking matching outfits, like, uh...Batman and Robin."

"No."

"Bert and Ernie." NO!

"No."

"That's weird." EW!

"Yes."

"There are two things I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay. And two: You are not gonna die a virgin." (5.03)

"Rocky, Bullwinkle."

"Dean."

"Shaggy and Scooby."

"Why would we..."

"Turner and Hooch." Gag Reel?

"..."

"Ren and Stimpy." EW.

"Come on."

"Thelma and Louise." Really missing your angel, aren't you Dean?

"Thelma and Louise?"

"We just put in drive and go."

"So, what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just going to hold hands and sail off this cliff together?" (5.03)

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Screencaps borrowed from HomeoftheNutty | Promo borrowed from Supernatural Wiki